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    WIFE VS. HUSBAND
    A couple drove down a country road for several miles, not saying a word.
    An earlier discussion had led to an argument and neither of them wanted to concede their position.
    As they passed a barnyard of mules, goats, and pigs, the husband asked sarcastically, "Relatives of yours?"
    "Yep," the wife replied, "my in-laws."
    SENT BY:Ritika Ghose, Cleveland, Ohio


    W O R D S
    A husband read an article to his wife about how many words women use a day... 30,000 to a man's 15,000.
    The wife replied, "The reason has to be because we have to repeat everything to men...
    The husband then turned to his wife and asked, "What?"
    SENT BY:Ritika Ghose, Cleveland, Ohio
    Funeral Procession!!!
    A Patel family< in Gujarat was puzzled when the coffin of their dead mother arrived from the US.
    It was sent by one of the daughters. The dead body was very tightly squeezed inside the coffin, with no space left in it. When they opened the lid, they found a letter on top addressed to her brothers and sisters:
    Dear Manojbhai, Arvindbhai, Radhaben and Varsha,
    I am sending Ba's body to you,since it was her wish that she should be cremated in the compound of our ancestral home in GUJARAT. Sorry, I could not come along as all of my paid leave is consumed.
    You will find inside the coffin, under Ba's body, 12 cans of cheese,10 packets of Tobler chocolates and 8 packets of Badam. Please divide these among all of you. On Ba's feet you will find a new pair of Reebok shoes(size 10) for Manoj. There are also 2 pairs of shoes for Radha's and Lakshmi's sons. Hope the sizes are correct.
    Ba is wearing 6 American T-Shirts. The large size is for Arvind. Just distribute the rest among yourselves. The 2 new Jeans that Ba's is wearing are for the boys. The Swiss watch that Reema wanted is on Ba's left wrist. Shanta masi, Ba is wearing the necklace, earrings and ring that you asked for. Please take them off her.
    The 6 white cotton socks that Ba is wearing must be divided among my nephews. Please distribute all these fairly.
    Love Smitaben
    PS : and if anything more required let me know soon as Bapuji is also not feeling too well nowadays...
    SENT BY:Bhasmank Mehta, London, UK
    indianmaharaj@hotmail.com